you found a secret page!

Welcome, curious friend. I want to give you little treat for reading my about me. I present to you what I feel is a mix of pure embarrassment and how fantastic life can be: my full catalogue of chaotic Halloween costumes over the past decade. Please enjoy these photos and know that the weirdo underneath the facepaint and wigs is the same person who made this website and is asking you to take them seriously as a professional.